Helena, Sheila, Barbie, Sally and Phenomena....

Well, tonight was quite the night. The Kaitlyns and I sat down to watch Mean Girls together...a little bonding time and some escape.....and we decided to color to fully reach our zen states. So I grabbed a box of crayons and the coloring book I keep stashed in my desk and we got to work. However, we don't just stay inside the lines, pick pretty colors, make 'em look nice...oh no. We pick pictures, color outside the lines and skank 'em up a bit. Of course, after all that hard work, we couldn't just leave them sit where no one would see them....you guessed it...we posted them :).

Here we are proudly displaying our handywork- but if anyone asks, it wasn't us.....

My creation number one: Helena The Hooker Hog.....notice the cleavage and sexy Virgina Slim Cigarette...yummy

My creation number two: Sheila The Slutty Sheep...notice the under-boob escapage and the skank tat....

Kaitlyn D's first creation: Barbie The Bootycall Bunny....notice the tight, SHORT leather dress and really comfortable looking heels.....


Kaitlyn D's second creation: Sally The Abused Skank Squirrel....at first Kait tried putting purple eyeshadow on Sally, but there was an accident....we are now blaming Sally's black eye on Brutus The Big Brown Squirrel. Also notice the fishnets and working-woman pumps....gotta sell those flowers, baby!

And last but not least, Kaitlyn P's creation: Phat Phenomena....notice the "boob squishing, fat mooshing" corset and Fullet (female mullet)....mmm.mmm.

So there you have it; crayons and coloring books aren't just for kids.