Drum Roll Please.....

Found in my email inbox today....

Dear Michelle:
Congratulations! We are pleased to recommend you to the Dean of the College of Graduate Studies for admission into the Physician Assistant Program, Class of 2012, at Central Michigan University. The program promises to be challenging, rigorous and rewarding.


We look forward to working with you as a future graduate student and colleague. Please do not hesitate to contact us if you have any further questions.


Sincerely yours,


Ahmad Hakemi, MD
Program Director


Clint Fitzpatrick
Admissions & Enrollment Management

Time is Running Out....

As I lean down to help a patient stand up from his recliner....

Elderly Man: Oooooo....you're looking pretty good!
Me: Well, thank you.
EM: You married?
Me: No.
EM: Why not?
Me: Haven't found one good enough yet, and besides I'm too busy; I have school yet to finish.
EM: Oh. How old are you?
Me: 22.
EM: 22?!? Oh my. You need to stop being so picky about your men and settle down. You're getting awfully old....don't have much time left to find a man.

You'll Be Warm Either Way....

Posted on the sign outside a gas station:

"We now have liquor.


Not Soup."


Yay liquor license! Now, quit asking for soup!.....

Serena Williams, Carmen SanDiego and Medusa All Walk Into a Bar...